LUAU!!!!:
By: ShadowWing

Standard Disclaimer~ The Titans and all related characters belong to DC Comics. ShadowWing belongs to myself, Spirit Wolf belongs to Val Gilliam and Song Weaver belongs to Tisha King.

It started out to be such a good evening from Dick, Roy, Garth and Wally's perspective. Little did they know what the night had in store for them.

The Original Teen Titans decided to have a reunion dinner. Dick found a beach house they could rent for the night, and Roy helped him track the others down. Donna agreed, Wally stated he wouldn't miss it for the world and Garth also showed enthusiasm for the idea.

At 7:00pm sharp was when the party was to kick off, Roy and Dick were there first, followed by Wally and Donna and Garth was the last. The meal was pot-luck, and had everything from sea-delicies, to Grecian treats, also including several batches of barbecue, and a few take-out items from some local restaurants. Roy also brought the Pepto. Before the night was over they were gonna need it.

At 9:00pm the food was gone.

At 9:30pm, the group was looking for something to do.

At 9:35pm Roy found the deck of cards.

At 9:40pm Wally found the poker chips.

It was the beginning of the end....

The fivesome decided a few friendly hands would be fun. At 10:15pm is when Wally got bored, and made a suggestion.

"Is it me or is playing over chips no fun?"

"What else are we suppose to play with Fleet Feet?" retorted Roy, "Money?"

"Yeah," chipped in Garth, "None of us can really afford it....with one exception."

All eyes moved to Dick, who was trying to look innocent while dealing. He coughed and stated, "Since you brought it up Wally, what do you suggest?"

He grinned evilly, "The winner will have the losers do whateverthe winner wants."

Donna's eyebrows rose, "Anything?"

"As long as it's legal." retorted Wally.

The five friends paused and looked at each other. The evil grins spread across their faces. Roy spoke first, "Pass the cards Wingman. It's my deal and let the games begin!"

At 11:00pm Garth fell to Roy.

At 12:30am Wally fell to Dick.

At 2:00am Roy fell to Donna.

At 3:30am after a brutal hand, Dick fell to Donna. Donna won and the male Titans began to quake. She yawned, and stated, "How about we get some sleep and I'll tell you guys what I want you to do in the morning."

She strolled toward one of the house's bedrooms. The male Titans followed suit, but Donna was the only one who slept well that night.

The next morning after breakfast, Donna made a phone call then called the rest of the team together. She grinned, "Before I begin I'll remind you all that you agreed to this, so don't back out now."

"What do you want Donna?" asked Roy warily.

"In a few days Guy Gardener will have a Ladies Night at Warriors." she paused before continuing, "It's a Luau theme night and I want you guys to be the....entertainment."

Garth swallowed, "What kind of...entertainment?"

Donna began to giggle as she explained, "You will be in full costume with hula skirts on and you will do the hula dance on stage in front of every costumed female there that night."

The Titans eyes got wide, Dick spoke. "And if we try to get out of this you will hunt us down and drag us there..."

"Drag..." muttered Wally, "Bad choice of words Dick."

A few days later....ShadowWing and Spirit Wolf had decided to introduce their newest JLA Reserve member, Song Weaver, to land-based nightlife. Spirit had remembered Guy's Ladies Night and convinced the other two women to come along. As the three SW's sat at a table Donna Troy bounded up.

"Why are you so perky?" asked ShadowWing.

Donna grinned, "I was able to arrange for some entertainment tonight." She then spotted Song Weaver. "Oh! Hi! I don't think we've met."

She nodded, "I'm Song Weaver, I just joined the Reserves."

Donna nodded, "My name is Donna, I used to be Wonder Girl. May I join the SW's?"

The three nodded. Spirit spoke, "So what's this entertainment?"

Donna grinned, "You'll see. I'll give you a hint, ShadowWing your gonna love it!"

Backstage the Flash, Nightwing, Arsenal, and Tempest were being prepared for their debut. A man (at least he looked like one) fretted about them like a mother hen. Sean, had taken one look at the four of them and nearly swooned. Exclaiming that he had never worked on such fine men before. He then proceeded to deck them out in grass skirts and flowers. They looked ridiculous. As they heard Guy introducing them, Sean said "Knock them dead Boys!" in an annoying high pitched voice.

Guy was on stage trying to keep a straight face. "Ladies! Please thank Donna Troy for this next act! For your viewing pleasure I give you the Titans!"

The men came out, the room exploded.

ShadowWing was on the floor laughing so hard tears were coming out of her eyes. Spirit was on her chair yelling "Work it Boys!" After a few moments of shock, Song Weaver was also laughing at the four red faced crime fighters. ShadowWing finally found her voice.

"Donna," she gasped, "How did you do it?"

Donna grinned, "Let's just say all those poker games we played together paid off!"

The male Titan's believed that this was the end of the matter, until each of them received a small package. It contained a video cassette. It was in full color and volume, their performance. there was a note attached, it read: